“Let there be Melon” and there was Melon.
“Let there be Milk” and there was Milk.
“Let there be Candy” and there was Candy.
And with that ‘Sweet Jesus Juice’ was brought into being!
God saw all that he had made and it was good, in fact it was pretty freakin’ amazing so he decided to bottle it, Trade Mark it, and sell it.
After all this God thought to himself “I’m awesome!”, granting himself the next 6 days off to chill, vape, and work on his shark bends. He concluded that the ‘Big Bang’ could take care of the rest…